thenotinferior:

    I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.

    (via notalbusdumbledore)

  1. howswally:

    The cameraman that filmed this deserves an Oscar.

    (via myrtle-snows-melon-baller)

  2. What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

    almanzapedia:

    At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

    So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

    SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

    She refused to fix my grade.

    In the end, she shit herself on stage.

    I didn’t regret it.

    (Source: gifahs, via aintnoskank)

  3. (Source: whatismgmt, via abcfarnily)

  4. DRESSING UP FOR THE FIRST DAY OF CLASSES

    college-life-crisis:

    Freshmen:

    image

    Seniors:

    image

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    How the boys react to Michael’s raunchy pick-up line.

    (Source: dirtbagordon, via cutelucas)

  5. rupsidaisy:

    pizzaforpresident:

    firemen:

    my follower count is my birth year

    did you know jesus personally?

    slam DUNKED

    (via abcfarnily)

  6. lucid-dancing:

    the face of parenthood

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via andthenwejust)

  7. goldenmoments14:

    Just a reminder that this is Ashton

    (via stand-grand-or-go-home)

  8. thiscorpsofbrothers:

    danisnotonfire:

    Opening a beer with a frisbee.

    dude

    this is the most bro thing ever

    (Source: 4gifs, via nargle-brain)

    pop-culture-savvy-fallen-angel:

    randomslasher:

    A Disney Princess request! The asker suggested Sam be Belle, which probably made more sense, but I couldn’t resist the urge to draw Sam in Jasmine’s costume. Plus she disagrees with her dad a lot, so it sorta works? 

    IS NOBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT CAS???

    (via chaos-within-control)

  9. americachavez:

    to all the young babies who follow me:

    hello you precious angels listen to your wise old fandom grandma and don’t ask celebrities about your otp or fanfiction or fandom in general trust me babies when you are a few years older you will not regret heeding my words and will thank me for averting that massive amount of embarrassment

    (via -tip-toes-)