1. jc-anne:

    starkidwholokidhogwarts:

    cumleak:

    the-unpopular-opinions:

    One of these women is despised and hated for being awkward.

    The other is applauded and worshipped for the exact same reason.

    I know other factors come into play.

    But something isn’t right there.

    ones an extrovert and ones an introvert voila la différence

    One had to portray a disaster of a character, one didn’t

    Both were doing their jobs as actresses. One was better written.

    (via vincent-van-nogh-way)

  2. nonomella:

    my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

    so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

    (via peoplecallmeadreamer)

  3. (Source: niknak79, via candebvb)

  4. saddestblogger:

    saddestblogger:

    my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score

    i shit you not

    image

    (Source: saddestblogger, via notmeime)

    submarinewarfare:

    snapslikethis:

    regulus black, unappreciated bamf extraordinaire

    roarandrainbow

    (via the-fault-in-our-lightning-scars)

    casevon:

    literally me

    (Source: incomparablyme)

    fallontonight:

    Josh Gad’s daughter is possessed by Frozen!

    [ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

    (via the-fangirl-inside-me)

  5. "periods aren’t an excuse to get out of anything."

    people who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via sherlockaways)

    (Source: mtvcutie, via griilledcheese)

  6. animepresident:

    the sims is a game i can play for like 3 days and then i don’t want to touch it for several months

    (via supermynaturals)

  7. nickelbackthatassup:

    don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

    (via forgetheharmonys)

  8. "Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart."

    This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read  (via intensional)

    (Source: anitaspallenberg, via griilledcheese)

    • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    • DC: Wait-
    • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    • DC: I didn't-
    • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    • Marvel: PEACE
  9. peace-after-revolution:

    The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

    image

    (via the-fangirl-inside-me)