1. kcontipelli:

    Dreams really do Come true

    (via ashtit)

  2. harrypotterfliesthetardis:

    mechinaries:

    iseeavoice:

    qalaba:

    iseeavoice:

    A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

    best so far.

    image

    TEAM JACOB

    (via stormafter)

  3. gnawruto:

    foodtrucker:

    I manage to turn everything into crap wow

    yes that’s called digestion

    (Source: foodtrucker, via sorry)

  4. holyliar:

    If we are in a mutual that means we are automatically image

    (via grilled-cheeese)

  5. supernxturalfandom:

    official-nepeta:

    colorfullyfuckedazazel:

    wifikings:

    nvxus:

    wifikings:

    What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

    Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

    my childhood….gone…..image

    Where the fuck did that gif come from

    The lion king bloopers

    how can an animated film have bloopers?

    (via grilled-cheeese)

  6. shutupaubrey:

    i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

    (via fake-mermaid)

  7. zagreus-taking-time-apart:

    steampoweredsass:

    zagreus-taking-time-apart:

    We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

    image

    WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

    I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

    (via leaveuwithperfumeandpromises)

  8. ghost-hooves:

    thespacegoat:

    the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

    when i was 12 years old my health teacher told us all that he thought girls were the most beautiful at age 14-15 and we would never be that beautiful again for the rest of our lives
    back then it scared me that i wouldnt stay pretty
    once i got older it scared me that he found no shame in saying that, and neither do countless other men

    (via i-dontevencare-anymore)

  9. (via imgraceh)

    He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

    (Source: pleatedjeans, via lukespenguin003)

    (Source: starssight, via holdmyfeels)

  10. bewbin:

    you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

    (via particularlybookish)